Such a Know it All.

I love coffee. Coffee to me is the daily downloading of the other half of my physical self, but it does have strange side effects.
Side effects like- after the fog of the morning wears off and the coffee kicks in I get this BURST of sudden gumption to get everything done, do everything! I’m going to fix this, work on that, get rid of this, start doing more of these things and all in about 30 seconds not only do I have my lifetime figured out, relationship issues figured out, the answer to world peace and hunger- but also the answers to everything in existence is temporarily revealed to me.
The drawback is that another side effect is  that I’m only able to remember about .065% of that within the 31st second after that.
It’s gone, never happened, move along.

Fleeting thoughts are a terrible thing, sometimes.

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